BREAKING NEWS
I don't know about you, but I personally am sleeping VERY well at night knowing that the US Government is hard at work waging a steadfast, unwavering war against pornography! Let's meet one of the stalwart defenders of our great nations children, shall we? His name is Brian J. Doyle and he works for the Department of Homeland Security.
Also, meet another shitbag who is waging a war on pornography....his name is Justin Berry and he is now testifying to Congress about all the people who paid him to make home movies for them. Call Mogadishu Jones a cynic if you want, but somehow this kid suddenly seeing the light just doesn't ring true. I'm guessing that his sales began to dwindle after he his 18th birthday or maybe he asked for more money than they were willing to pay...but I somehow doubt that he did this because he felt his trust was betrayed after his 5 year stint as a porn star ended.
Fucking loser.
Also, meet another shitbag who is waging a war on pornography....his name is Justin Berry and he is now testifying to Congress about all the people who paid him to make home movies for them. Call Mogadishu Jones a cynic if you want, but somehow this kid suddenly seeing the light just doesn't ring true. I'm guessing that his sales began to dwindle after he his 18th birthday or maybe he asked for more money than they were willing to pay...but I somehow doubt that he did this because he felt his trust was betrayed after his 5 year stint as a porn star ended.
Fucking loser.
posted by Mogadishu Jones at 5:47 PM
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